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Top 10 Movies of January 1994

Dave and Milt review the top ten movies for the week ending January 21st, 1994. They discuss major hits such as 'Mrs. Doubtfire,' 'Philadelphia,' and the timeless masterpiece 'Schindler's List.' The episode also delves into forgotten films like 'Iron Will' and 'Intersection,' among others. Highlights include a heartfelt tribute to Robin Williams, a deep dive into the cultural significance of 'Philadelphia,' and humorous interludes featuring Sabrina the robot assistant. The hosts also touch upon personal anecdotes and share trivia questions about the featured films.
 
Topics
00:49 Personal Anecdotes and Community Support
04:03 Special Episode: Top 10 Movies of January 1994
09:02 Movie Review: Shadowlands
18:28 Movie Review: House Party 3
25:51 Movie Review: Tombstone
37:50 Movie Review: Schindler's List
47:06 Movie Review: The Pelican Brief
48:32 Rotten Tomatoes Guessing Game
48:45 The Pelican Brief: Plot Overview
49:32 Hollywood's Reluctance for Interracial Romance
51:31 Personal Anecdote: The Impact of The Pelican Brief
53:12 Grisham Movie Power Rankings
58:17 Iron Will: A Forgotten Disney Movie
01:03:47 Grumpy Old Men: A Classic Comedy
01:10:54 Intersection: A Forgettable Drama
01:17:11 Mrs. Doubtfire: Robin Williams' Iconic Role
01:26:28 Philadelphia: A Landmark Film on AIDS
01:35:52 Wrapping Up: Top Movies Recap
 

The 1981 Albums Draft

In this episode of Past Tens, Dave and Milt are joined by time machiner Derek Volk for another thrilling fantasy draft, this time focusing on the best albums of 1981. The trio, along with Sabrina the Robot, dive deep into the musical landscape, selecting iconic records ranging from Rush's 'Moving Pictures' to Stevie Nicks' 'Bella Donna.' Along the way, they discuss memorable TV themes and movie soundtracks from the same year, including 'Hill Street Blues' and 'Raiders of the Lost Ark.' With picks that include classics by Billy Squier, The Police, and Journey, this episode is a nostalgic ride through the early '80s rock and pop scene.
 
Topics
 
00:00 Introduction and Welcome
01:11 Special Guest Introduction
02:15 Rock and Roll Draft Setup
02:24 Robbie Williams Movie Discussion
04:47 Draft Rules and Team Names
12:42 First Round Picks
31:15 Second Round Picks
34:56 A Comedic Misunderstanding
35:13 Derek's Album Pick: Sticks, Paradise Theater
35:25 Discussing the Human League
35:29 Analyzing Sticks' Paradise Theater
39:53 Billy Joel's Songs in the Attic
45:10 Duran Duran's Self-Titled Album
50:46 Billy Squire's Don't Say No
56:21 Van Halen's Fair Warning
59:45 Tom Petty's Hard Promises
01:03:21 The Police's Ghost in the Machine
01:07:30 The Go-Go's Beauty and the Beat
01:11:34 Bob Dylan's Shot of Love
01:17:21 Fourth Round Picks Begin
01:17:41 Celebrating Pat Benatar's Precious Time
01:21:17 Rick Springfield's Working Class Dog
01:25:17 Foreigner's Album and Concert Memories
01:29:01 Genesis and the Importance of Abacab
01:32:13 Greatest American Hero Theme Song
01:36:28 Journey's Escape and Overplayed Hits
01:39:15 Final Picks and Reflections
 

The Top Songs of 2024

Dave and Milt reflect on the top 10 Billboard hits of 2024. They delve into trending songs from artists like Hozier, Zac Bryan, Tommy Richmond, and more, showcasing the mix of genres from pop to country. The episode also features personal anecdotes and explores the influence of TikTok on modern music hits. Additionally, they commemorate late Wayne Osmond and humorously discuss New Year's resolutions. Highlights include introducing alternates for the year's hits and enjoying reflections on nostalgic music moments.
 
Topics
01:00 Holiday Recap and Trivia Night
01:56 Generational Trivia Game
02:54 Top Songs of 2024 Introduction
07:09 Song #10: Hozier - Too Sweet
12:20 Song #9: Zach Bryan ft. Kacey Musgraves - I Remember Everything
19:44 Song #8: Tommy Richmond - Million Dollar Baby
27:04 Song #7: Sabrina Carpenter - Espresso
35:28 Song #6: Kendrick Lamar - Not Like Us
43:47 Play Date: Athletes in Song Lyrics
49:49 Unexpected Bonus
50:04 Analyzing Jack Harlow's Hit
51:15 TikTok's Influence on Music
54:28 Jack Harlow's Commercial Success
57:29 Country and Rap Fusion
01:05:06 Benson Boone's Breakthrough
01:10:58 Shaboosie's Bar Anthem
01:17:31 Teddy Swims' Big Voice
01:27:33 Substituting Top Songs
01:35:48 Reflecting on 2024's Music

The 2024 ‘Tennies’ Awards Show

In this year-end special, Dave and Milt present the 2024 Tennies Award Show straight from the Joe Piscopo Memorial Ballroom at the Comfort Inn in Weehawken, New Jersey. The ceremony celebrates the best moments from their podcast 'Past Tens: A Top 10 Time Machine,' featuring original songs, guest contributions, and classic pod memories. From the best listener guest to the best original song, and the most entertaining mishaps, the show includes a humorous compilation of highlights while maintaining its hallmark lighthearted banter. With special shout outs to loyal listeners, it's a festive and nostalgic wrap-up just in time for Christmas.
 
Topics
 
03:01 Whamageddon and Listener Interactions
07:04 The Tennies: Best Listener Guest
11:21 The Tennies: Worst Weird Remake
13:43 The Tennies: Best Original Song
20:15 The Fart Song Finale
22:13 Best Dirty Trick Award
24:06 Best Milt Wow Moment
26:37 Best Unlikely Moment of Dave Knowing Something
30:37 Best Use of the Word Penis
31:56 Best Nice Moment
36:43 Memorable Moments from 2024

The 10 Funniest Holiday Songs

Dave and Milt count down the top 10 funniest holiday songs of all time. They discuss everything from classic hits like 'Father Christmas' by The Kinks to hilarious tracks like 'Santa's Penis' by The Resignios. With a mix of insightful commentary and humorous banter, the duo also feature iconic sketches from 'SNL' and wacky holiday tunes. A special holiday-themed song from the hosts wraps up the episode. This light-hearted journey through humorous holiday music is sure to bring some laughter to your festive season.
 
Topics
 
00:00 Introduction and Holiday Spirit
00:38 Christmas and Hanukkah Alignment
01:48 Avoiding 'Last Christmas' by Wham!
02:54 Top 10 Funniest Holiday Songs Countdown Begins
04:56 Number 10: The Grinch Song Uncensored
08:20 Number 9: SNL's I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
13:32 Number 8: SNL's Christmas Time is Here
17:36 Number 7: Adam Sandler's Hanukkah Song
21:21 Number 6: All Time Low's Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass
25:52 Number 5: The Kinks' Father Christmas
26:26 Hilarious Christmas Song Picks
28:21 Muppets and Christmas Classics
30:40 SNL's Christmas Time for the Jews
34:50 Bob and Doug McKenzie's 12 Days of Christmas
37:33 Funny Christmas Songs Recap
47:41 Holiday Song from the Hosts
50:29 Final Thoughts and Holiday Wishes
THE RANKINGS
1
Santa's Penis
The Rescignos
https://youtu.be/qQPurmBvBkE?si=lIugAAk0-VW4HfGF&t=45
2
12 Days of XMas
Bob n Doug
https://youtu.be/1DTwLqR071M?si=1chi9XFndrzpUQsO
3
Christmastime for the Jews
SNL
https://youtu.be/BGzO1ghRKp4?si=YM2uV2SFqOtL5S6e
4
Ringing of the Bells
Muppets
https://youtu.be/ysIzPF3BfpQ
5
Father Christmas
The Kinks
https://youtu.be/8355kIB5x14?si=a8bUcqq-z9Huso2R
6
Merry XMas, Kiss My Ass
All Time Low
https://youtu.be/o0xYkwTC2ug?si=5HIqyr1hvPalNGz6
7
Adam Sandler
Hannukah Song
https://youtu.be/KX5Z-HpHH9g?si=pnBNVPaSlJVyqThY
8
I Wish It Was Christmas Today
SNL
https://youtu.be/jDdSQlCbJ90?si=0yzotIK3be2YYYXg
9
I Saw Mommy ...
SNL (Cecily Strong/ScarJo)
https://youtu.be/g4vktLutpiY?si=jI0yWLgOC8llnqK4
10
The Grinch Song Uncensored
Wizards with Guns
https://youtu.be/nQLJNCDa4GA?si=qB41fKq5NyslBTux
11
All I Really Want for XMas
Family Guy
https://youtu.be/aa22MBGkl9o?si=rzQMQHrdm5DsY-1G
12
This Christmas Turkey Sucks
Leroy "Smoky Gravy" Jenkins
https://youtu.be/cv5p1aHG2-M?si=kqTnH_gcICWENYiB
13
The Season's upon us
Dropkick Murphys
https://youtu.be/gxYZRAowdzc?si=9Nl7y4rj5Xy7FpFi
14
I want a hippopotamus...
Gayla Peevey
https://youtu.be/vsvOrtcrA5c
15
Santa's my boyfriend
SNL
https://youtu.be/15bu0OJlM0M?si=Gn8S3xd_mFXyHral&t=296
16
Can I interest you in Hanukah
Stewart/Colbert
https://youtu.be/3GsJe_vh7T0?si=r_GKFqLuICfWc4Xq
17
You're Too Fat (To Dress Up As Santa)
Marvin "Chunky" Chestnut & The Jingle Belles.
https://youtu.be/A9r61IYgjLc?si=V1lS_eNvRzPNVQuB
18
Steel Panther
The Stocking Song
https://youtu.be/KmjHevZOC90?si=guXgkn-FyXNZiVsa
19
Strangest Christmas Yet
Steve Martin and the Steep Canyon Rangers -
https://youtu.be/GykTOYj5AUs?si=qJByhgEpnyjR6MGK
20
Give the Jew Girls Toys
Sara Silverman
https://youtu.be/3gRGMOhslq0
21
Funky XMas
Snoop Dogg
https://youtu.be/WxSuAL7jFBg?si=j5tJub7gOT-qYPPM

The Vibe’s Alive in 1990

Dave and Milt explore the top 10 Billboard hits of December 8, 1990. They critique and analyze tracks from icons like Madonna, Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston, and more obscure artists like Stevie B. The duo also delve into music history, dissecting samples and the origins of notable tracks. The episode features a fun limerick quiz on songs with 'time' in the title and leads to surprising conclusions about the week's biggest hits. A particularly contentious discussion wraps up with Dave and Milt differing on the final rankings, culminating in an unexpected verdict for the week's music quality.
 
Topics
 
01:31 Listener Feedback and Shoutouts
12:28 Top 10 Songs of December 8th, 1990
19:52 Madonna's 'Justify My Love'
30:29 Suzanne Vega's 'Tom's Diner' Remix
39:10 UB40's 'The Way You Do the Things You Do'
42:23 Debating the Merits of Cover Songs
43:45 Rodent Troubles and Heroic Deeds
46:43 Nostalgia and Music Trivia
47:56 Wilson Phillips and Music Royalties
53:15 Groove is in the Heart: A Deep Dive
01:04:16 Mariah Carey's Ballads and Yacht Rock
01:20:19 A Heartfelt Tribute
01:21:29 The Ballad Rule
01:22:10 Karaoke and Iconic Songs
01:24:03 Tattoo Mishaps
01:26:19 Bette Midler's Ballads
01:32:23 Whitney Houston's Evolution
01:41:42 The Postman Song
01:44:24 Recap and Reflections
01:58:30 Final Thoughts and Fun
 

The 1986 Albums Draft

In this episode of Past Tens, hosts Dave and Milt are joined by guest Josh Gilette for a special draft of the best albums from 1986. The episode features a mix of analysis, humor, farts, and personal anecdotes as each participant selects their favorite records from the year, including hits from Run DMC, Bon Jovi, Prince, and farts. Highlights also include an unexpected first-round pick, reflections on classic live albums, and an in-depth look at some of the most iconic soundtracks and farts. The show concludes with a recap of everyone's picks and some final thoughts on the music that defined 1986.00:00 Introduction and Podcast Overview01:18 Whamageddon and Listener Engagement02:43 Introducing the ABCs of Rock Draft03:10 Guest Introduction and High School Memories04:32 Draft Rules and Year Selection13:04 First Round Picks Begin36:15 The Origin of 'Life's Rich Pageant'36:39 R.E.M.'s Musical Journey37:29 Superman: A Cover and Its Controversy38:07 Stalking Songs Hall of Fame39:16 The Milt Show: A Fraternity Tradition40:07 Beastie Boys' Breakthrough with 'Licensed to Ill'44:34 Prince's Underrated Album: 'Parade'47:57 Boston's Long-Awaited 'Third Stage'53:59 Paul Simon's 'Graceland': A Genre-Bending Masterpiece01:00:20 Janet Jackson's 'Control': A Groundbreaking Album01:14:03 Milt's Fourth Pick: Robert Cray's Strong Persuader01:16:14 Concert Memories and Live Performances01:17:40 Milt's Fifth Pick: Madonna's True Blue01:21:45 Josh's Fifth Pick: The Housemartins' London 0 Hull 401:24:31 Dave's Fifth Pick: Huey Lewis and the News' Fore!01:27:26 Sabrina's Final Pick: Top Gun Soundtrack01:34:31 Josh's Final Pick: Pretty in Pink Soundtrack01:37:21 Milt's Final Pick: The Bangles' Different Light01:44:21 Undrafted Albums and Final Thoughts

The Top 10 ’Na Na Na’ Songs

In this special Thanksgiving episode of 'Past Tens: A Top 10 Time Machine,' hosts Dave and Milt take listeners on a nostalgic journey through the best uses of 'Na Na Na' in rock and roll history. From iconic tracks like The Beatles' 'Hey Jude' to Wilson Pickett's 'Land of 1,000 Dances,' they countdown the top ten tunes featuring this catchy vocal motif. Along the way, they discuss memorable guest appearances, concert experiences, and personal anecdotes, making for a fun and engaging romp through music history.Topics03:21 Defining the 'Na Na' Phenomenon07:59 Top 10 'Na Na' Songs Countdown Begins08:29 Number 10: One Direction - What Makes You Beautiful09:57 Number 9: Pink - So What13:15 Number 8: Deep Purple - Hush15:32 Number 7: Michael Jackson - PYT (Pretty Young Thing)21:05 Number 6: Roxette - The Look24:03 Number 5: J. Geils Band - Centerfold29:11 Number 4: Steam - Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye31:29 Couch Potato TV and Squid Game32:02 The Song Nobody Remembers33:30 Journey's Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin'35:32 Yacht Rock Gold Concert Experience38:16 The Viral Stadium Chants39:17 Ranking the Top Na Na Songs43:24 Honorable Mentions and Also-Rans54:15 The Beatles' Hey Jude59:27 Thanksgiving and WhamageddonOde to the 'Na Na Na'(A Tribute to Past Tens’ Thanksgiving Jam)'Twas the day before turkey, and all through the pod,Dave and Milt were debating (their taste? Kind of odd).Their quest? To rank the best "Na Na Na" sounds,From Beatles to Pickett, those sweet vocal rounds.“Hey Jude,” they agreed, had a 'Na' that won hearts,But Wilson Pickett’s groove? It tears dance floors apart.A sprinkle of na-na, a dash of hoo-haa,Add Springsteen or glam rock, now we’ve got a hurrah!Dave chimed in, “Remember that gig in ‘85?When the crowd chanted 'Na Na Na,' feeling so alive?”Milt laughed, “Oh sure, but you missed my surprise,A drunk dude sang all the na’s — and we nearly died!”Each track got a story, a chuckle, a thought,Like finding gold coins in a musical pot.They dissected each na with scholastic precision,While still poking fun with sarcastic derision.“Was there ever a bad na?” Milt queried aloud,Dave smirked, “Remember that band who played too proud?Their ‘Na Na Na’ bombed—it was pure rock disgrace,They made Nickelback sound like a Grammy showcase!”As the countdown continued, nostalgia ran wild,“Remember that na? Oh, it’s so juvenile!”But that’s the magic of this syllabic delight,It’s a chorus for rebels, for love, for the night.So cheers to Past Tens, for their list and their lore,For honoring 'Na Na Na' — and the bands we adore.May their Thanksgiving pod forever replay,With “Na Na Na” laughter to brighten the day.

Drafting The Epic Albums of 1971

In this episode of Past Tens: A Top 10 Time Machine, hosts Dave and Milt, alongside special guest Alan Frost, conduct a time-traveling draft to select the best albums of 1971. The draft features iconic records from The Who, Led Zeppelin, Marvin Gaye, The Rolling Stones, Joni Mitchell, Elton John, Carole King, and more. AI assistant Sabrina also participates, contributing to the eclectic and spirited musical debate. The episode highlights personal stories, historical significance, and classic tracks from a formative year in rock and roll history.Topics01:06 Listener Mail and Record Store Memories03:58 Drafting the Best Albums of 197105:42 Introducing the Teams and Draft Order13:24 First Round Picks: The Who and Led Zeppelin25:03 Second Round Picks: Rolling Stones and The Doors33:36 Sabrina and Alan's Picks: Marvin Gaye and Yes39:53 The Peak of Classic Rock41:01 Progressive Rock and Its Pioneers42:49 Rod Stewart's Signature Album47:17 Elton John's Madman Across the Water50:58 The Allman Brothers at Fillmore East55:44 Carole King's Tapestry58:14 David Bowie's Hunky Dory01:10:20 John Lennon's Imagine01:14:24 Isaac Hayes' Shaft Soundtrack01:16:41 Wawa Guitar and Wawa Watson01:16:58 Podcast Banter and Quotes01:17:41 New Rochelle High School Alumni01:18:33 Simpsons Voice Actor Retires01:20:00 Funkadelic's Maggot Brain01:22:53 Sly and the Family Stone's Classic01:25:33 Billy Joel's Cold Spring Harbor01:30:04 Don McLean's American Pie01:33:04 Soul Train Theme Song01:35:36 All in the Family Theme Song01:39:38 Draft Recap and Final Thoughts

1979 Hits: Disco, Divas and Tusk

In this lively episode of 'Top 10 Time Machine', hosts Dave and Milt travel back to November 24, 1979, to review and analyze the top 10 songs on the Billboard charts from that week. The episode features hits from Fleetwood Mac, Donna Summer, Eagles, and more. Dave reveals his love for the unconventional 'Tusk', while Milt highlights the chart-topping collaboration between Barbra Streisand and Donna Summer. They also explore lesser-known gems and debate their favorite tracks. With listener shoutouts, quirky banter, and a playdate segment, this episode blends nostalgia with lively discussion.Topics01:19 Special Guest and Listener Reviews04:53 Celebrity Mentions and Coincidences07:05 Time Travel to 197924:09 Fleetwood Mac's Experimental Hit35:53 Stevie Wonder's Unusual Project41:07 Kenny Rogers' Ballad Phase46:41 Casey and the Sunshine Band's Ballad Departure51:00 RKC's Ballads and Journey's Soulful Hits52:20 Eagles' Heartache Tonight: A Deep Dive58:40 Donna Summer's Record-Breaking Note00:15 Lionel Richie's Still and Relationship Reflections01:08:18 Styx's Babe and Band Dynamics01:14:35 Playdate: Songs with 'Babe' or 'Baby'01:21:33 Barbra Streisand and Donna Summer's Iconic Duet01:34:57 Substitution Segment: Rewriting the Musical History