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The 1984 Albums Draft

Dave and Milt, alongside special guests Anton and  Joy, dive into the 1984 music scene by conducting a fantasy draft of the best albums from that year. The lively discussion highlights major albums like Prince's 'Purple Rain', Van Halen's '1984', Bruce Springsteen's 'Born in the USA', and Madonna's 'Like a Virgin'. The guests add their unique picks including Bryan Adams' 'Reckless', Talking Heads' 'Stop Making Sense', and Stevie Ray Vaughan's 'Couldn't Stand the Weather'. This engaging episode revisits iconic music and memories from a landmark year in music history.
 
Topics
 
01:01 SNL Reunion and 80s Nostalgia
04:44 Rock Fantasy Draft 1984 Begins
06:05 Introducing the Guests
14:01 Drafting the Top Albums of 1984
49:14 Unexpected Choices and Musical Surprises
49:46 Teen Favorites and Canadian Rock
51:31 Concert Stories and Nostalgia
52:54 The Evolution of Music Listening
54:07 Talking Heads and Avant-Garde Music
58:36 The Pretenders and Rock Legends
01:02:30 Michael Jackson's Billie Jean revelation
01:03:50 Run DMC and the Birth of Hip Hop
01:08:47 Tina Turner's Iconic Comeback
01:11:02 Reflecting on 1984's Musical Titans
01:13:25 The Who's Last Live Album
01:16:51 The Cars' Heartbeat City
01:22:22 Spinal Tap's Parody Perfection
01:26:06 Footloose Soundtrack and 80s Dance
01:29:19 REM's College Rock Anthem
01:34:20 Queen's Comeback with 'The Works'
01:35:48 Live Aid and Queen's Iconic Performance
01:37:09 Round 5 Begins: High Fives and Music Trivia
01:38:41 Don Henley's 'Building the Perfect Beast'
01:43:17 The Smiths' Debut Album
01:46:07 Wham! and the Pop Sensation of 1984
01:50:21 Duran Duran's Live Album
01:53:23 Final Round: The Go-Go's and Chicago
02:00:08 Stevie Ray Vaughan and Morris Day
02:06:14 Draft Recap and Final Thoughts

1980: Yeah, I Actually Do Like Pina Coladas

Dave and Milt take a trip back to February 2nd, 1980, to review and critique the Billboard Top 10 hits of that week. They find Tom Petty's 'Don't Do Me Like That,' Rupert Holmes' 'Escape (The Pina Colada Song)', Kenny Rogers' 'Coward of the County,' and Michael Jackson's 'Rock With You,' among others. They also engage in playful banter and trivia about musical notes and historical facts, recap the top songs of the week, and make their substitutions for songs they feel deserve a spot in the top 10 but didn't quite make it.
 
Topics
 
00:43 Yoga and Sound Bathing Experiences
02:51 SNL 50th Anniversary Excitement
06:48 1980 Time Machine Journey Begins
18:52 Tom Petty's Musical Journey
38:01 The Eagles' Prophetic Concerns
38:59 Disco, Rap, and Musical Fads
40:34 Accusations of Plagiarism
43:30 Fleetwood Mac's 'Sarah' and Its Complex Backstory
53:08 The Pina Colada Song: A Deeper Dive
01:05:39 Jeopardy! Songs About Booze
01:14:39 Queen's Rockabilly Hit
01:17:23 Introduction to 'Cruisin' by Smokey Robinson
01:17:54 Smokey Robinson's Solo Career Struggles
01:18:37 The Inspiration Behind 'Cruisin'
01:19:05 Different Interpretations of 'Cruisin'
01:19:59 Cover Versions of 'Cruisin'
01:20:55 Gwyneth Paltrow's Surprising Singing Talent
01:22:05 Huey Lewis and the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
01:22:28 Smokey Robinson's Latest Album 'GASMS'
01:24:35 Kenny Rogers' 'Coward of the County'
01:32:35 Captain and Tennille's 'Do That to Me One More Time'
01:38:18 Michael Jackson's 'Rock With You'
01:46:13 Recap and Reflections on the Top 10 Songs

SNL Music: 10 Hot Takes

Dave and Milt break down the most memorable musical moments and controversies from the iconic Saturday Night Live. They discuss specific incidents including Sinead O'Connor's Pope photo-tear, Ashlee Simpson’s lip-sync debacle, and Rage Against the Machine’s protest, as well as touching on SNL's influence on modern comedy and music trends. The hosts also offer hot takes and personal insights, such as suggesting Justin Timberlake should join the SNL cast and arguing Andy Samberg’s superior comedic talent over Adam Sandler's. They conclude with a tribute to Paul Simon's poignant post-9/11 performance of 'The Boxer,' which they deem the most significant moment in SNL's history.
 
Topics
 
01:19 Listener Email: Bruce's Resignation
02:49 Kanye West and Documentary Discussion
06:15 Hot Takes on SNL Music Documentary
06:47 Mike Myers and Justin Timberlake on SNL
17:13 Ashlee Simpson's Lip Sync Incident
21:17 Sinead O'Connor's Controversial Performance
26:12 Elvis Costello and Fear's Performances
38:50 Saturday Night Live Trivia
39:48 Musical Guests Who Never Appeared on SNL
41:33 Rage Against the Machine Controversy
47:14 Kanye West's Antics
51:53 Eddie Murphy's Musical Comedy
56:19 Andy Samberg vs. Adam Sandler
01:02:40 The Influence of Lonely Island
01:10:45 Paul Simon's Post-9/11 Performance
01:15:03 Final Thoughts and Wrap-Up

Hits of ‘72: Have a Coke & Some ‘Pie’

Dave and Milt travel back to January 1972 to discuss the Billboard Top 10 hits of the week. The hosts engage in lively and sometimes mindless banter, sharing stories and trivia about the songs and artists, including classics like Al Green's 'Let's Stay Together' and Don McLean's 'American Pie.' They also discuss some lesser-known gems and delve into various musical influences. Along the way, the podcast features fun segments like a playdate quiz on famous ad jingles and a substitution segment where the hosts replace one song from the list with another deserving track from the same period. 
 
Topics
 
00:00 Introduction and Apologies
01:20 Knock-Knock Jokes and Dad Jokes
02:04 Back to Business: Time Machine Setup
03:22 1972: Elvis and Super Bowl VI
04:25 Historical Events and Birthdays
09:55 Top 10 Songs Countdown Begins
10:42 Jackson 5's 'Sugar Daddy'
17:29 The Stylistics and Philly Soul
24:30 Betty Wright's 'Clean Up Woman'
30:38 The New Seekers and Coca-Cola Ad
41:00 Don Draper's Unending Cycle
42:08 A Depressing PSA on Soda
47:09 Nostalgic Ad Jingles Quiz
55:04 The Influence of 'Scorpio' in Hip Hop
01:02:11 Badfinger's Rise and Fall
01:13:50 Jonathan Edwards' Accidental Hit
01:17:35 Confusion Over Jonathan Edwards
01:17:58 Musical Comparisons and Nostalgia
01:18:48 McDonald's Coke Obsession
01:19:26 Top Songs Countdown Begins
01:20:25 Al Green's 'Let's Stay Together'
01:25:06 Melanie's 'Brand New Key' and Boogie Nights
01:32:17 Don McLean's 'American Pie'
01:47:04 Reflecting on the 1972 Music Scene
02:02:52 Upcoming Special Episode Teaser

Top 10 Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess listen. 

Top 10 Movies of January 1994

Dave and Milt review the top ten movies for the week ending January 21st, 1994. They discuss major hits such as 'Mrs. Doubtfire,' 'Philadelphia,' and the timeless masterpiece 'Schindler's List.' The episode also delves into forgotten films like 'Iron Will' and 'Intersection,' among others. Highlights include a heartfelt tribute to Robin Williams, a deep dive into the cultural significance of 'Philadelphia,' and humorous interludes featuring Sabrina the robot assistant. The hosts also touch upon personal anecdotes and share trivia questions about the featured films.
 
Topics
00:49 Personal Anecdotes and Community Support
04:03 Special Episode: Top 10 Movies of January 1994
09:02 Movie Review: Shadowlands
18:28 Movie Review: House Party 3
25:51 Movie Review: Tombstone
37:50 Movie Review: Schindler's List
47:06 Movie Review: The Pelican Brief
48:32 Rotten Tomatoes Guessing Game
48:45 The Pelican Brief: Plot Overview
49:32 Hollywood's Reluctance for Interracial Romance
51:31 Personal Anecdote: The Impact of The Pelican Brief
53:12 Grisham Movie Power Rankings
58:17 Iron Will: A Forgotten Disney Movie
01:03:47 Grumpy Old Men: A Classic Comedy
01:10:54 Intersection: A Forgettable Drama
01:17:11 Mrs. Doubtfire: Robin Williams' Iconic Role
01:26:28 Philadelphia: A Landmark Film on AIDS
01:35:52 Wrapping Up: Top Movies Recap
 

The 1981 Albums Draft

In this episode of Past Tens, Dave and Milt are joined by time machiner Derek Volk for another thrilling fantasy draft, this time focusing on the best albums of 1981. The trio, along with Sabrina the Robot, dive deep into the musical landscape, selecting iconic records ranging from Rush's 'Moving Pictures' to Stevie Nicks' 'Bella Donna.' Along the way, they discuss memorable TV themes and movie soundtracks from the same year, including 'Hill Street Blues' and 'Raiders of the Lost Ark.' With picks that include classics by Billy Squier, The Police, and Journey, this episode is a nostalgic ride through the early '80s rock and pop scene.
 
Topics
 
00:00 Introduction and Welcome
01:11 Special Guest Introduction
02:15 Rock and Roll Draft Setup
02:24 Robbie Williams Movie Discussion
04:47 Draft Rules and Team Names
12:42 First Round Picks
31:15 Second Round Picks
34:56 A Comedic Misunderstanding
35:13 Derek's Album Pick: Sticks, Paradise Theater
35:25 Discussing the Human League
35:29 Analyzing Sticks' Paradise Theater
39:53 Billy Joel's Songs in the Attic
45:10 Duran Duran's Self-Titled Album
50:46 Billy Squire's Don't Say No
56:21 Van Halen's Fair Warning
59:45 Tom Petty's Hard Promises
01:03:21 The Police's Ghost in the Machine
01:07:30 The Go-Go's Beauty and the Beat
01:11:34 Bob Dylan's Shot of Love
01:17:21 Fourth Round Picks Begin
01:17:41 Celebrating Pat Benatar's Precious Time
01:21:17 Rick Springfield's Working Class Dog
01:25:17 Foreigner's Album and Concert Memories
01:29:01 Genesis and the Importance of Abacab
01:32:13 Greatest American Hero Theme Song
01:36:28 Journey's Escape and Overplayed Hits
01:39:15 Final Picks and Reflections
 

The Top Songs of 2024

Dave and Milt reflect on the top 10 Billboard hits of 2024. They delve into trending songs from artists like Hozier, Zac Bryan, Tommy Richmond, and more, showcasing the mix of genres from pop to country. The episode also features personal anecdotes and explores the influence of TikTok on modern music hits. Additionally, they commemorate late Wayne Osmond and humorously discuss New Year's resolutions. Highlights include introducing alternates for the year's hits and enjoying reflections on nostalgic music moments.
 
Topics
01:00 Holiday Recap and Trivia Night
01:56 Generational Trivia Game
02:54 Top Songs of 2024 Introduction
07:09 Song #10: Hozier - Too Sweet
12:20 Song #9: Zach Bryan ft. Kacey Musgraves - I Remember Everything
19:44 Song #8: Tommy Richmond - Million Dollar Baby
27:04 Song #7: Sabrina Carpenter - Espresso
35:28 Song #6: Kendrick Lamar - Not Like Us
43:47 Play Date: Athletes in Song Lyrics
49:49 Unexpected Bonus
50:04 Analyzing Jack Harlow's Hit
51:15 TikTok's Influence on Music
54:28 Jack Harlow's Commercial Success
57:29 Country and Rap Fusion
01:05:06 Benson Boone's Breakthrough
01:10:58 Shaboosie's Bar Anthem
01:17:31 Teddy Swims' Big Voice
01:27:33 Substituting Top Songs
01:35:48 Reflecting on 2024's Music

The 2024 ‘Tennies’ Awards Show

In this year-end special, Dave and Milt present the 2024 Tennies Award Show straight from the Joe Piscopo Memorial Ballroom at the Comfort Inn in Weehawken, New Jersey. The ceremony celebrates the best moments from their podcast 'Past Tens: A Top 10 Time Machine,' featuring original songs, guest contributions, and classic pod memories. From the best listener guest to the best original song, and the most entertaining mishaps, the show includes a humorous compilation of highlights while maintaining its hallmark lighthearted banter. With special shout outs to loyal listeners, it's a festive and nostalgic wrap-up just in time for Christmas.
 
Topics
 
03:01 Whamageddon and Listener Interactions
07:04 The Tennies: Best Listener Guest
11:21 The Tennies: Worst Weird Remake
13:43 The Tennies: Best Original Song
20:15 The Fart Song Finale
22:13 Best Dirty Trick Award
24:06 Best Milt Wow Moment
26:37 Best Unlikely Moment of Dave Knowing Something
30:37 Best Use of the Word Penis
31:56 Best Nice Moment
36:43 Memorable Moments from 2024

The 10 Funniest Holiday Songs

Dave and Milt count down the top 10 funniest holiday songs of all time. They discuss everything from classic hits like 'Father Christmas' by The Kinks to hilarious tracks like 'Santa's Penis' by The Resignios. With a mix of insightful commentary and humorous banter, the duo also feature iconic sketches from 'SNL' and wacky holiday tunes. A special holiday-themed song from the hosts wraps up the episode. This light-hearted journey through humorous holiday music is sure to bring some laughter to your festive season.
 
Topics
 
00:00 Introduction and Holiday Spirit
00:38 Christmas and Hanukkah Alignment
01:48 Avoiding 'Last Christmas' by Wham!
02:54 Top 10 Funniest Holiday Songs Countdown Begins
04:56 Number 10: The Grinch Song Uncensored
08:20 Number 9: SNL's I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
13:32 Number 8: SNL's Christmas Time is Here
17:36 Number 7: Adam Sandler's Hanukkah Song
21:21 Number 6: All Time Low's Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass
25:52 Number 5: The Kinks' Father Christmas
26:26 Hilarious Christmas Song Picks
28:21 Muppets and Christmas Classics
30:40 SNL's Christmas Time for the Jews
34:50 Bob and Doug McKenzie's 12 Days of Christmas
37:33 Funny Christmas Songs Recap
47:41 Holiday Song from the Hosts
50:29 Final Thoughts and Holiday Wishes
THE RANKINGS
1
Santa's Penis
The Rescignos
https://youtu.be/qQPurmBvBkE?si=lIugAAk0-VW4HfGF&t=45
2
12 Days of XMas
Bob n Doug
https://youtu.be/1DTwLqR071M?si=1chi9XFndrzpUQsO
3
Christmastime for the Jews
SNL
https://youtu.be/BGzO1ghRKp4?si=YM2uV2SFqOtL5S6e
4
Ringing of the Bells
Muppets
https://youtu.be/ysIzPF3BfpQ
5
Father Christmas
The Kinks
https://youtu.be/8355kIB5x14?si=a8bUcqq-z9Huso2R
6
Merry XMas, Kiss My Ass
All Time Low
https://youtu.be/o0xYkwTC2ug?si=5HIqyr1hvPalNGz6
7
Adam Sandler
Hannukah Song
https://youtu.be/KX5Z-HpHH9g?si=pnBNVPaSlJVyqThY
8
I Wish It Was Christmas Today
SNL
https://youtu.be/jDdSQlCbJ90?si=0yzotIK3be2YYYXg
9
I Saw Mommy ...
SNL (Cecily Strong/ScarJo)
https://youtu.be/g4vktLutpiY?si=jI0yWLgOC8llnqK4
10
The Grinch Song Uncensored
Wizards with Guns
https://youtu.be/nQLJNCDa4GA?si=qB41fKq5NyslBTux
11
All I Really Want for XMas
Family Guy
https://youtu.be/aa22MBGkl9o?si=rzQMQHrdm5DsY-1G
12
This Christmas Turkey Sucks
Leroy "Smoky Gravy" Jenkins
https://youtu.be/cv5p1aHG2-M?si=kqTnH_gcICWENYiB
13
The Season's upon us
Dropkick Murphys
https://youtu.be/gxYZRAowdzc?si=9Nl7y4rj5Xy7FpFi
14
I want a hippopotamus...
Gayla Peevey
https://youtu.be/vsvOrtcrA5c
15
Santa's my boyfriend
SNL
https://youtu.be/15bu0OJlM0M?si=Gn8S3xd_mFXyHral&t=296
16
Can I interest you in Hanukah
Stewart/Colbert
https://youtu.be/3GsJe_vh7T0?si=r_GKFqLuICfWc4Xq
17
You're Too Fat (To Dress Up As Santa)
Marvin "Chunky" Chestnut & The Jingle Belles.
https://youtu.be/A9r61IYgjLc?si=V1lS_eNvRzPNVQuB
18
Steel Panther
The Stocking Song
https://youtu.be/KmjHevZOC90?si=guXgkn-FyXNZiVsa
19
Strangest Christmas Yet
Steve Martin and the Steep Canyon Rangers -
https://youtu.be/GykTOYj5AUs?si=qJByhgEpnyjR6MGK
20
Give the Jew Girls Toys
Sara Silverman
https://youtu.be/3gRGMOhslq0
21
Funky XMas
Snoop Dogg
https://youtu.be/WxSuAL7jFBg?si=j5tJub7gOT-qYPPM